i am always one who opts for food eating cooking as easy, as maybe healthy as poss that can be accomplished with least effort
so, warm food is often maybe a tv dinner with frozen bags of produce sprinkled all over it for the health bits, FROZEN peas, brussel sprouts, corn and shit in general. when making i alway get a bit up tight oh so wishing i had some apple or cranberry sauce, just to give that heap that final "zing!"
or maybe chuck a buncha shit in a fryin pot, eggs, cheese, salsa, onion (only long time to rot veg going it seems), too much milk, out of date HP curry sauce for a bit of UG / GAGS: „mmmmm”. anything, literally anything can go in the slop heap and it stirs up ready to serve eat like a big sticky putty wet white yellow orange slop mush blob shape pile paste thing, but mmmmmmmmmmmm..... eat it all on DOWN BABY!
and so, came home with "a doggie bag of left over ***&&$%*()(())*&*^R#$^% food", all firmly rooted clinging, nicely, together ~~~ in a vat of fast cooling sugar epoxy glycerin "gravy" mix gel from the champions of all disasociation!
yikes yukk.
but still, food, could easily eat off them leftovers for rest of week!
and thus so feverishly stirred up the goo mix of our dishes and then thought an extra good taste rich god knows what "blend" i WOULD have if i poured in the leftover egg drop soup, ALRIGHT!
after, instantly, was looking down with mortified eyes at a grey mercy wet drip, drip drippy meat rice veggies egg glob glop broth sugar gravy" glob of nasty over nasty
but oh well, its food, THANK GOD, ready to eat, it was ME who mixed all that crap together, im responsible, cant chuk away now, that only brings it all closer, the next dreaded grocery store trip of hell death no hell.
and thus, down it goes, yumm, when that nastee shit drips down me face chin landing on the new dining table (AKA kitchen counter), well, as i juss said, yummmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm and yummmmmmmmm with a big fat smile pasted all across my big fat happy face
please, please, for christmas, i really do want it here, i will try hard to make a pretty good meal and put things around so its nice
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